Behold the deadly burrito. I enjoyed a sweet pork burrito just last week. And the next thing I know the swine flu is rampant in Mexico and I had just partook of some Mexican swine aka the sweet pork in my burrito. I will be brave and just hope for the best. There are a billion things that can kill us I have often wondered if dropping a toaster in the bathtub would really work or is it in the movies for mere comic relief . I hope its just comic relief because if its not I just thought up a great new episode of "Life". I can see it now, detective crews searching a bathroom for clues, the poor 29 year old coffee shop muffin baker lieing there fully clothed with a toaster in a empty bath. I challenge all of you to figure out who did it?
How about choking on a life saver Mom had a near death experience with this one. The answer to your question in no you cannot breathe through that little hole in the center so don't try.
My life flashed before my eyes when Matt beaned me with a piece of plywood thrown off the roof. I saw stars but not a bright light.. So here is my advice to you avoid the desire for bath time toaster strudels and lifesavers and flying plywood and for heaven sakes avoid sweet pork burrito. After all it is both swine and from Mexico.
p.s. the girl who delivered the flour every morning killed him. But not with the toaster. She used poisoned flour. Why did she use the toaster then if he was all ready dead you might ask.
Comic relief that's why.
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Thanks for your comic relief in this time of crisis!!!!!! Only you could take it so lightly!But then that's why I married you. I am your Nina and you are my George!!! We give each other balance! Love you #1 Brother!
ReplyDeleteOKAY. that was so hilarious... i will be actively watching for abnormal behavior from your side of the street to diagnose any dangerous symptoms. how could you eat mexican pork at a time like this!?!? so funny. thanks for that laugh, i totally needed it at this moment! and we both witnessed the inability to breath through a life saver hole. i believe it was i that saved the day in that instance while you ran out in your tighty whities. am i remembering this right? i believe i am. and you will not believe this, but in season two of "life" the toaster comes into play. we just love "life," don't we. thank you dearly for your invite to be a brutha! i shall cherish it always.
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