Coom-ba-ya good neighbor pig Coom-ba-ya.

Imagine that you are pig, and people take your name in vain multiple ways everyday.
Horrible Men . . . pigs. Ugly people. . .pig faced. Obese eaters without self control. . .pigs. Skinny girls on dates won't order real food because they are afraid of looking like a . . .pig. Flu scaring the general public into hysteria. . .pig(swine). Poor little creatures. Sure you have had your good days of P.R. Wilbur was a hit and Babe made you look somewhat cute. It is a fact that you have always been more popular dead than alive, but so have most artists and outlaws. You don't really mind the fact that people will eat you someday as long as they feed you today. Still, can you imagine the self-esteem issues these animals must have. I wonder how many pigs have been put on suicide watch with the bad P.R. recently. I say that enough is enough. People we can not get "swine" flu from eating swine, so lets have pork chops with shredded pork on the side. Heck lets eat more mystery meat pork hot dogs. Let's put up pro-pork signs on our front yards and tape our noses to our faces. Lets do a sit in at a pig farm. . .with our noses pluged of course. Coom-ba-ya good neighbor pig Coom-ba-ya. As if being a pig wasn't hard enough. Coom-ba-ya good neighbor pig Coom-ba-ya.